I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She bit a glass in half.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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