no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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