we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I deserve this hangover.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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