just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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