I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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