Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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