white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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