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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar

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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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(623): View more from Arizona

I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.

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(631): View more from New York

I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.

(631): View more from New York

Cruelly.

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