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(816): View more from Missouri

She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(319): View more from Iowa

How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

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