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(504): View more from Louisiana

ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.

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(208): View more from Idaho

the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes

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(708): View more from Illinois

He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.

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