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(850): View more from Florida

She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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(801): View more from Utah

No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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(678): View more from Georgia

He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.

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(406): View more from Montana

she pinky promised me she was 18

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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