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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(970): View more from Colorado

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

(303): View more from Colorado

Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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