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(520): View more from Arizona

I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation

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(678): View more from Georgia

All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

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You mean bread?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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