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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?

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(705): View more from Ontario

I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

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