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(949): View more from California

I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?

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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am

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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.

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I queefed so loud it echoed.

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