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(254): View more from Texas

I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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(514): View more from Quebec

We had to coat check the pizza.

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(818): View more from California

The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.

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(914): View more from New York

She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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