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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes

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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?

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(949): View more from California

you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one

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You got in a fight last night?

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Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

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Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?

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