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(678): View more from Georgia

What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.

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(914): View more from New York

The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I love you

(720): View more from Colorado

are you drunk

(440): View more from Ohio

yes but I def love you, we should get married

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But I'm Jewish

(440): View more from Ohio

embrace Jesus

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(239): View more from Florida

Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?

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Nah, just masturbating louder

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(305): View more from Florida

And the cops told us we were all naked.

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