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(847): View more from Illinois

Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?

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(905): View more from Ontario

you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(516): View more from New York

Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"

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