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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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I am coming home for anal

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* a nap*

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I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

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i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...

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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius

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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"

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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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