Texts From Last Night · OMGCC's Favorites

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(631): View more from New York

This beer is not sobering me up at all

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.

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(561): View more from Florida

definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.

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(360): View more from Washington

Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.

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(206): View more from Washington

I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia

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