Texts From Last Night · DP24's Favorites

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(205): View more from Alabama

I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Who wants vodka and apple sauce

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(850): View more from Florida

I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on

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(318): View more from Louisiana

If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

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