we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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