That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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