the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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