if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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