Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
