her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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