i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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