butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Jerry, you need to find god
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
