TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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