While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sext me about skeletons
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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