No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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