it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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