I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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