I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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