so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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