i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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