Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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