How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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