They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
vagina is talking i cant
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
