As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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