And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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