Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
