he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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