well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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