can we get nightvision for the apartment?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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