found the other keg... it's in the tree
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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