some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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