evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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